Thank you US Federal Reserve. Thanks to The Fed's decision to print money, Clarion just got a lot cheaper for me. Tremble before the might of the Canadian dollar!!!
Due to the resulting inflation, my fee demand for the government of Canada to spare them from my Robot Armies just went way up.
I suppose it is a good thing I put my conquest on hold, so that I don't have to accept ownership of your country's hockey teams as compensation. What would I do with another hockey team? I've already armed my four current teams with explosive pucks and sent them forth to invade izanobu's arctic wasteland.
Also, pizza by the slice will now cost $42 per slice.
Hopefully, things will calm down by June.
I have a bottle of white-out and a truckload of goosedown prepared for your robot invasion. No worries.
Thank god for that. From what I understand this is very bad news for America but I'm Canadian too so someone please call me now so I can pay my tuition.
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